Wars, Lizards and Longhorns: A Rememberance of Life in Old New Mexico

Wars, Lizards and Longhorns: A Rememberance of Life in Old New Mexico was a book by Andrew Jackson Lunamos chronicling the early history of Diamondback.

Mayor Cosimo Macintosh tried to round up all the copies of the book and burn them, because it shows him and his arrival at Diamondback in a bad light. George Windfall's copy, however, escaped: Windfall sold it to Help, who put it on sale at the Curiosity Shop.

The book can be purchased from Help on Day 2. The book will cost 50 dollars in the morning or the "afternoon special" price of 35 dollars. If the book is not purchased, Help will give it to The Stranger that evening as a gift after stopping Cobb and Dell Belcher from burning down his shop.